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A character (professor at Hogwarts) in the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling (or, for you illiterate bastards, in the Harry Potter movies).
Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin.
This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher.
HP Geek #1: I can't belive Snape gave us so much math homework! I was going to finish chapter 54 of my Draco/Hermione fan fic!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life?
HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing.
HP Geek #2: Doh!
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He's the ol' greasy haired dude, long hooked nose, sallow skin, yellow teeth, evil sneer....
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hot voice, god like stance, hear melting gaze...
hot..
The point is he's hot... just his first year potion class mantra makes people drool..
ENSNARE THE SENSES -Severus Snape
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is what many may call heroic, a daring, bold, brave, not-afraid-to-stand-up-to-the-Dark-Lord kind of person. Nowadays, we shorten it to badass.
Random person who just finished watching Deathly Hallows: Isn't Neville Longbottom just soo badass? He killed Nagini, Voldemort's horcrux!
Knowledgable person: Professor Severus Snape saved Harry's life several times and he played spy for Dumbledore. He's more badass than Neville Longbottom!
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Any Harry Potter fanfiction or fan art which contains the character Severus Snape commiting an act of rape on any man/woman/werewolf
Titan - Dude were you whacking it to HP slash last night?
Blackdog - No doubt, straight up Snape Rape!
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my favourite teacher ever. he is hated by all students, but admired by me!
severus snape is COOL!
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That hot, dark looking professer who is hated by all and all are hated by him!
Snape: I want to spank you
Harry: Oh My!
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Decieving the enemy by killing ones ally.
Do you remember the time Jon Snow 'Snape-killing' Qhorin Half-Hand?