I love you so much

Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.

For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.

Scenario 1:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*

Scenario 2:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*

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What took you so long ?

Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.

Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?

Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...

Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.

Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

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sorry to inform you so late

the sick 6 second .avi that Colby made using nothing but Fraps and Yuyu Hakusho.

What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:

"sorry to inform you so late"

and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.

"Wow, David, sorry to inform you so late but men CAN lactate"

"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"

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So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

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Tommy why you so trill ?

A slang for only bad bitches to say

Ugly hoe: tommy why you so trill ?
Dick rider: you too ugly to be saying ts tommy not gon like that
Fine hoe: tommy why you so trill ?
Dick rider: much better

I've done so much for you

I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.

I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.