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When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust
John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger
The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off
Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.
(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.
At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.
Softie mode means when you are very wholesome and not lewd, just softie, happy, calm and relaxed, mostly happens when you get cuddles or cared for.
Did you know Ghost turned into softie mode when they got cuddles and love from their cuddle hostage?!
Someone who is easily offended by jokes and light sarcasm directed towards other people
God, hawk is such a fucking softie. I played into an ongoing joke and she got all angry.
The literal opposite of a baddie
1.Wear pink lipstick
2. Wear pink everything
3.Laugh
4 Congrats! You’re weird now
Baddie:You’re weird
Softie:Waaaaaa