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american soldier
usually an asshole, has nothing better to do with his life
the modern day ones overuse the word hero, none of them really are
not all of them rape, but most of them do
not all of them kill innocent people for fun, but most of them do
not all of them are common thugs with a title, but most of them are
and fucking degenerates that run around and scream HOORAH...trust me, they do, i
live by them, i should know
always feel superior to you and will get pissed if not treated like a fucking god
american soldier: i make an impact when i come into the room. i just got out of bootcamp for the marines HOORAH, even though i'm stationed in california for the rest of my tour, im a fucking hero. HOORAH
random person: i hope something horrible over there happens so they can send you
off to die.
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He gave the internet its first L after being wrongly accused of the murder of xxxtentacion r.i.p , the police ended up catching the real killers
internet detectives : soldier kidd killed x lets go talk shit on his instagram and give him free clout
3 days later
Went from 40k to 400k
Internet detectives : im sorry nigga we accused you btw your music is 🔥
I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.
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A player in TF2 who spends the most time playing Soldier. Most are very confident in their abilities to perform adequately and lead their team to victory.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Soldier main yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! He was nuts! He topped the scoreboard three times!
Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.
Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.
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(noun) A person, especially a member of a political party or a military organization, who is hardcore, who endures during hard times. The opposite of "summer soldier", a phrase used by Thomas Paine to denote (and mock) men who signed up for the Revolutionary War and then quit when the going got tough.
"Most of that outfit quit, but the winter soldiers are still hanging on."
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A man of color, normally black, who exclusively dates white women or snow bunnies
Guy 1: Why didn't Marcus come to the party?
Guy 2: You know how he is. He said if it ain't he ain't going.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I forgot bro's a winter soldier.
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