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A pointless story, not relating anyway, or to anything in the current conversation.
"I'm standing cause I like to stand." "...Sophomore story."
A term used to describe the high dropout/transfer rate after sophomore year of college. Could be due to financial reasons, but a lot of the time it’s personal
Person A: hey did you see that Sarah transferred to Northwestern?
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter
A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day
bob: hey u going to school tomorrow
joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!
Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
The more sophomores you hit the better:)
Dude hit them hit a sophomore day
Phrase used to describe the script to the Fifty Shades of Grey movie from reviewers who are too hung up in social trends to write anything aside from blanket statements.
Fifty Shades of Grey was repetitive, the sophomoric-writing was annoying.