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The biggest piece of shit team ever. The one team who actually thinks winning 2 world series and coming back from 0-3 makes them good all of a sudden. A team who were a bunch of faggots for 86 years and they finally win something, while the Yankees were kicking ass for 100 years. A team with the dumbest, most idiotic and immature fans that were ever born. A team that gets owned by the yankees year in and year out and lost 5 straight games to New York.

Mike: So, You going to Boston tomorrow for the Yankees-Red Sox game?

Joe: Fuck no! Why the hell would I step foot in a shithole beatdown fuckin town like that and an old, dead monstrosity called a ballpark with a big fuckin green wall. Not to mention the asshole boston fans, I'll pass until they come to New York.

by MepwnsBostonbitches November 10, 2007

58๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

One of the most overrated teams in sports. People claim they were always Boston fans, but as recently as five years ago, the Baltimore Orioles drew more people to their ballpark. Because of the fact that they won the series in 2004, their popularity skyrocketed, and millions of fans jumped on the BoSox bandwagon. Their fans don't seem to realize that they also have to pay penalties for their outrageous contracts. For the amount of money they spend, they should be half-way decent.

The New York Yankees/Boston Red Sox rivalry is one of the most overrated rivalry on television. Along with Roger Clemens and Bonds, you'll never see anything about the Rockies or Marlins on ESPN.

by Will22 June 23, 2006

64๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

lame-ass cocksuckers that have a fan base that believes winning 1 fuckin world series in 86 years qualifies them as the best team in baseball history. the 2004 yankees were injury depleted and were probably screwed because the red sox paid off the umpires in the last 4 games of last years alcs. the red sox also have the biggest asshole since pete rose in curt not worth a mother fucking schilling. the NEW YORK YANKEES are the best team in all of sports with 26 world championships and 39 world series appearances they are truly the epitome of all sports franchises. and for the record the yankees did blow the 2004 alcs (they were cheated) but let us not forget that the red sox blew a 14.5 game lead in 1978 and a 2-0 lead in the AL East playoff by giving up a homerun to BUCKY DENT. he probably hit two other homeruns in his entire career. and also we must pay homage to the fine glovework of bill buckner in the 1986 world series and jonnie pesky's throwing abilities in the 1946 world series. they are the true chokeartists not the injury depleted 2004 Yankees. 2005 belongs to the bronx bombers. go Yankees.

red sox fan: the red sox are the best team ever man. we won in 1918 and 2004. the yankees won 26 world series but suck.
yankees fan: truth is the red sox have choked way more and way worse in their history than the yankees did in 2004. they suck balls and will not win again until at least 2090, mother fucker.

by tellin it like it truly is June 18, 2005

91๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

the worst team in baseball. so bad they have been around since the 1890's and still only have 7 world series rings. just got swept by the yankees and are now going to miss the playoffs. their fans are the most envious in the world. jealous of the yankees and always bitching about their payroll when the red sox have the 3rd largest in mlb. one of their players got 41 lobsters from Maine but he doesnt even know where Maine is. this team blows so much and wont win another world series for another 86 years while the yankees will win 30 more during that time. only have 2 players that would start for the yankees. David Ortiz takes steroids and wouldnt be shit if he was still with the twins.

Kid: hey im a red sox fan
Me: sorry

by monday tuesday wednesday thursday August 22, 2006

140๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

The team whose fans consider 'the best team in baseball' because they win an average of 1 world series every 83 years.

The Red Sox finally won the World Series after nearly a century. They rock!

by nation161 March 20, 2006

65๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

a has-been baseball team rumored to be cursed by Babe Ruth since the team back in 1918 sent him to the New York Yankees.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

91๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

fuckin worst team in baseball, bunch of lazy ass shits that don't play up to there capabilities.

Yankee can kick bostons ass back to the stone age cuz thats where it looks like they all came from.

by bleehhhh August 6, 2005

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