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When you get a splinter that digs underneath the nail in your finger.
It hurt really bad when I got a Spanish splinter in my fingernail.
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eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca
“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”
when a girl is giving u head and instead of just enjoying the blow job u are being givin you use the top of her head as a table to put the sauce on your taco bell.
friend #1:did u hear zack gave allison the spanish saucer.
friend #2: oh shit thats hardcore
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Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
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A blow job technique where the giving end places his/her lips at the tip of the penis exactly as it would do when blowing a kiss and then proceeds to suck the head in hard and fast for a couple times after popping the penis head.
This technique was introduced to the world by female spanish porn star Rebecca Linares which currently is the only one to perform it, making it her trade mark.
This girl gave me a spanish kiss so hard, she nearly popped my eyes out!
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The resulting pregnancy that can occur after oral sex is preformed if the woman sneezes into her pelvic region.
This girl was giving me head and *achoo* Spanish dribble all over herself!