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The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
What a left-handed spanner wanker!
Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger
Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush
Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner
1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.
Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."
An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.
Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner
Slang for having a crap nights sleep
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'