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n. pl. light of unknown origin radiating from the forms of female characters in shoujo manga, so as to designate their inherent inner (and possibly outer) beauty. A relative of the Bishounen Tailwind phenomenon, in which pretty, androgynous boys in anime are followed by a constant breeze that causes their hair and/or clothes to ripple at appropriate moments of drama.
Oscar de Jarjayes radiates shoujo sparkles.
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When something is so cute, adorable, lovely, etc. that it just makes you feel all wonderful inside.
"Oh man, the movie Wall-E is so cute! The way Wall-E loves EVE just makes my heart sparkle."
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The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.
When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.
While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.
Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."
Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"
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When you cum so hard it becomes a solid and starts to glitter. It glows like glow stone and sparkles in the night. Crack your penis and the sparkle show shall begin.
Baby we ran out of fireworks
It's alright, I can make the sparkle show
An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle.
Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."
A version of "fucking nigger"
From an internet video of a little girl being encouraged by her parents to say "sparkling wiggles" which she then pronuonces as "fucking niggers."
http://emuse. ebaumsworld. com/video/watch/17813
Mother: Say "Get a job , you sparkling wiggle."
Baby Girl: Get a job you fucking nigger!
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a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"
New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.
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