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An incorrect spelling of Britney Spears.
Apparently I don't no mush 'bout nuthin.
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Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
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A sexual position where the man strips naked with the woman facing him or facing away from him (depending on preference) and sprints and leaps into the woman.
Dude! Last night my girlfriend and I tried to Roman spear like nine times. She has bruises all over her body!
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Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.
Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
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A skanky poser bitch who acts inocent and tells little girls to screw and dress like whores
I AM A STUPID WHORE MY NAME IS BRITTANY LETS TEACH LITTLE GIRLS TO BE SLUTS LIKE ME
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A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.
Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.
A slang term for someone who exhibits behavior like Britney Spears when she was in her 'walking into a bathroom without shoes' and 'leaving baby to bounce around in the car' - stage.
Mother 1: "Look at Chanel's mother!"
Mother 2: "She is SUCH a Bratney Spears!"