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Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.
"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"
"$10 million!"
"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."
OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
When a younger person than you has limited funds, ie pocket money and you have unlimited funds, ie credit card, therefore everything you pick up is 'amazing', 'awesome' etc in their eyes therefore you buy them. Purchases can be either for yourself or the younger person
Floral head band aimed at Tweens, yet you buy and you're in your 30's as the younger person your with thinks you'll look amazing wearing it, therefore Virtual Spending
The art of spending tens of thousands of investigative man-hours, Ten's of millions of taxpayer's dollars, & fruitless Congressional time attempting to detract everyone away from the fact that years after the fact (And every ounce of cheap political mileage is long sense been squeezed out of it) YOU STILL HAVE "ZIP" to show for your wasted efforts.
Person #1 Q- Do you think this stupidity will ever end?
Person #2 A- Not as long as anyone thinks there's any spend-ghazi left in it. ; The wizards of McWord will keep it alive on life-support as long as there's a Clinton they can try using it on.... over....& over..... & over.....
Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
Yeah! That's it! It's not that I'm performing labor that OTHER PEOPLE are profiting from and being excluded from that profit... AND WORKING 2 PART TIME JOBS...
Hym "It's that I'm spending too much of my money on food I buy AT THE FUCKING JOBS. I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE PRODUCTS MY JOB SELLS! That's on me! That's clearly ME! I guess I'll just have to tolerate it until YouTube fucking media pundit's rhetoric has an effect on politics maybe-hypothetically-possibley A FUCKING YEAR FROM NOW and EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES ARE ALSO MADE EASIER and THEN... THEN... YOU will feell better about everyone else being better off regardless of what's going on with me... And that's all it's ever going to be."
People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.
Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.