The Spider

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.

I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.

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spider

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.

reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*

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spider

A slang term for a vagina

Oh my god, she spread her legs so far, you could see her spider!

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spiders

itching in the pubic hair region.

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick

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Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

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Spider

Name of a shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time, the place has no air-conditiong and is just a dump!

Boy 1: Ever been to Spider?
(Si bol niekedy v Spideri?)
Boy 2: Fuck no!
(Ti jebe? Ne!)

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spiders

used to show anger, or insult someone

1. "Damn it, i cant find my keys. SPIDERS!
2. Person 1: "You're ugly"
Person 2: "Ugh. I hate you. You're a
spider

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