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A small amount of keef added to the top of a loaded weed bowl to spice it up.
If you let me smoke that bowl with you, i'll add a keef splat since i'm all of out weed man.
When a man has a tattoo on their upper shoulder that men splat on
Dude that guy totally busted on my Splat Tat
When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.
Susan has an open mind, but do you think she loves me enough to accept my splat tat.
What you would say before your inkling (or octoling) gets splatted.
CQ Cumber: You let the 8 ball fall...
Player: Oh splat!
CQ Cumber: Test failed.
A subdued and less vagrant version of the widely used term "cum bucket", although they are not one in the same. The former denotes acceptance of volume while the latter indicates single serving.
While reserved mainly for those who consider themselves within the top tier of society, it is important to remember that Richard Gere did in fact snag himself a cum bucket and not a splat trap in Pretty Woman.
Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"
BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!
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The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.
"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"
" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."
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