Spliff O'Clock

Whenever it's time to roll a spliff.

Right, it's fuckin spliff O'Clock, wheres my ganja?

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spliff goblin

Someone who constantly begs weed off people, but is reluctant to share their own.

dammit, stop being such a spliff goblin

spliff bunker

an enclosed area within a room usually made in he same fasion as a child's pillow "fortress". used to smoke pot in. made famous by Joe Strummer

Joe's been in the spliff bunker all day writing, wonder if he's got anything good down.

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Benzine Spliff

A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.

Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.

(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Digital Spliff

One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.

Bro I’m about to hit a digital spliff
No way! Those hits go down so easy!

fart spliff

the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.

Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !

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spliff rip

Similar to a bong rip, however, sections of tobacco are layered in with the marijuana.

Dude, can you pack a spliff rip for Nathan? He's fiendin'