Semen, cum, or any other name you want to call it. Often times it is mistaken for spooge and the people who do that are F*CKIN IDIOTS
Dave: Dude WTF there's splooge all over the place
Mike : i know i was watchin some really good asian porn
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To have an orgasm earlier than usual.
1. Dude!! Last night i totally splooged on her!!
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A sticky gooey substance that comes out from the body. Usually gets confused with semen. It is the color white
My ear just splooged while listening to the new Disturbed album
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Any liquids to come out of a long rod of any sorts. Can also be exchanged with the word 'jizz'.
Sorry, I didn't mean to splooge to early!
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A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.
"when she gives you the sploog ;0"
"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"
"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"
"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"
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Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.
Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.
Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.
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To cum or ejaculate into another man's asshole.
Oh dude sorry I just splooged right into you.
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