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Spock-tacular - Any person, place, thing, event, etc. that is as awesome and cool as Spock. Mostly used in relation to Spock as portrayed by Zachary Quinto in the 2009 Star Trek, but can be used in reference to the classic Spock played by Leonard Nimoy.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got into Harvard!
Guy 2: Wow, that is so Spock-tacular!!
a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.
A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.
Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."
Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"
SSG: "Why?"
GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"
SSG: "Why is it a rule?"
GW 1: "It just is!"
SSG: "I do not understand."
GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."
GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
To seek a logical answer and gain knowledge
Joe kept asking me why the sky was blue so I told him to go Spock off.
The cast of Jersey Shore could use some time to Spock off since they're a bunch of idiots.
This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.
"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"
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(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.
(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.
(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.
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Spock Five is the new and improved High Five, as well as the most awesome way of greeting friends and strangers. Established in 2007 it has been greatly spread across the UK. To perform this method of greeting you must do the Spock hand sign and high five, as soon as that stage is complete, the gap between your middle finder and ring finger must be pushed against the person doing the same thing opposite to you ( BUT YOU MUST BE CARFUL OF THE WEBBING).
Hey Dude!! (Spock Five!)
A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."
"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"