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1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.
2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.
Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"
when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there
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When someone projectile vomits in a semi-circular pattern creating a sprinkler-like effect. Usually only occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are readily available and consumed.
Last night some freshman sprinkler yacked all over my kitchen!
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the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess
-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!
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A mixture of the dance move 'the sprinkler' done in the middle of the club whilst jerking your love stick.
That dude on the dance floor was doing the Hookins sprinkler- what a dick!
Or can be just abbreviated - that dude is such a Hookins!
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Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.
Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!
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Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.
Man! did you read that ten page press release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!
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