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A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.
Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.
The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.
Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.
Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?
When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.
Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch
When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.
High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.
High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.
Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)