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The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs
George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."
A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.
Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
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Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
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A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.
"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
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n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.
n. a troubling situation.
v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )
1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"
2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."
3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."
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