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Major coffee shop chain that originated in Seattle and is now literally found everywhere in the world. Contrary to popular belief, the company charges you $4 not for the coffee, but for you to have the right to carry around their cups and feel cool. This is because their coffee sucks. Every person that has ever gone there has thought "I could make the exact same drink at home 10 times better". But most of them decide to return because it makes them feel cool. They also sell bad CD's that include "Dave Mathews band" and "Barbara Streisand". If they decide to charge $8 for the worst coffee ever people will buy it because it carries the Starbucks logo or just simply because they're idiots. Anyone who spends over $200 a year in Starbucks is an asshole. Their coffee is not good at all.
14 Year old girl: "Starbucks is sooo good."
40 Year old male (Girl's dad): "You have no idea what good coffee is, Starbucks sucks, you suck, you idiot.
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A place to take a dump when you're in the city.
"Because there's no public restrooms around here, I'm just going to drop a deuce in this Starbucks."
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The headquarters of every white girl in the world. This is where all the white girls come together and talk about their perf uggs, iPhones, coffee, and the latest yoga pants and like guys with blue eyes and washboard abs.
Regina George : omg Gretchen let's go to Starbucks and talk about blue eyes and washboard abs.
Gretchen Weiners : omg Regina that sounds like a great idea.
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Where yuppies go every morning. also where white people who studied liberal arts in college go every day because they like to congregate and talk about how the job market is terrible when in reality they aren't qualified for any job because writing and analyzing poetry is not a job skill. You can expect to see tons of white college kids there as well complaining how college tuition has gone up, when their parents pay for it and their only expenses are DUI tickets and 5$ of starbucks every day for 4 years...do the math.
Suburban white kid: I'm making a starbucks run who wants to go?
Others: me me me!
They drive away
Black dude: why don't they study? Aren't they afraid their gonna get kicked out?
Hispanic: naw they pay full tuition so as long as they don't shoot anyone they're fine.
Inner city white kid: don't they realize they spend thousands of dollars on bad coffee every year?
Immigrant kid: my parents risked a lot to get here, I party, but ill loose my scholarship if I don't work.
Chinese kid: well maybe they don't need to do work all they take are minimum requirements and liberal arts courses, what do they plan on doing when they graduate?
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Probably the most successful chain of coffee franchise around the globe. Founded back around 40 years ago, it has excelled it the proportion to fit the best taste for the majority of customers, providing the best taste and sensation to your tongue and mind then ever you can achieve. Alongside with all the delicate snacks available, these coffee shops might be as well a decent place as to study.
Harrison: " Hey why don't we chill at Starbucks? I really need a sanity boost right now. "
George: " Sure thing, really. "
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extremely corporate coffee franchise that is literally on every corner of every block of every major U.S. city. Hipsters and indie types flock there to discuss their meaningless lives and recite poetry.
Hipster 1: Let's go to a coffee shop and read some poetry, but not Starbucks. It's sooo corporate...
Hipster 2: yea. Where should we go?
Hipster 1: Ummm...How about Starbucks?
Hipster 2: Sounds good!
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1. The place that made buying $4 coffee more important than paying your rent.
2. A coffee shop that is located in every mall, street corner, and bathroom (and some houses) in America and other countries. Soon to take over the world.
3. A place where no one understands you when you say "Can I just have a medium coffee?"
4. The language of Corporate America.
Random dude: Hey, I'd like to buy this shirt.
Employee: Well, hurry up. This place is going to be a Starbucks in 5 seconds.
Corporate American: I would like a venti half-caf mint-mocha Frap with a double-shot of Fall Blend, no foam.
Barista: That will be $5.38
Corporate American: Eh, less expensive than gas!
Some celeb: Yo, yo , yo homiez. Welcome to my crib. I'd like to show you where the magic happens! THIS is my Starbucks room.
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