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This applies to anyone who gets run over by a car, whether driven by NASCAR champion Tony Stewart or not.
Wow, did you see that chick just get stewart steamrolled?
He was a really great guy. What happened? He was fixing a tire on the shoulder of the road and got stewart steamrolled. Poor bastard.
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Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.
Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.
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Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)
'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
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Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party.
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Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
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1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies
2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills
When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"
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sienna is a crackhead. if you have a sienna in your life watch out she might roll your clothes. she is ridiculously funny and will always do crazy shit with you. she is a psycho but will do anything for her friends and will tell you how it is. hates everyone
damn that bitch psycho, must be a sienna stewart