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Pico is a newgrounds character. From both Pico's school and Friday Night Funkin', he's a boi many could make AU's out of due to his past experiences. Currently, he's about 20 years old in the lore of Friday Night Funkin', and is EX's with the game's main character, Boyfriend.
This is an AU in which Pico is a stripper at a nightclub. One of his best friends, Darnell, works a bartender there. Nene would bring Keith in one day and things go down from there!
Stripper Pico is an AU inspired by Magic Max and FridayNightFunkin's Pico, in which is 20.
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One potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. After a lap dance the stripper's makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. Impossible to remove in less than 24 hours.
Rod: Want to hit up a strip club, maybe Flashdancers or New Century?
Brock: Can't bro.
Rod: C'mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. Awesome.
Brock: Not gonna happen. If I come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.
Rod: You suck.
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Also known as "Post Exotic Dancer Vision Disorder (PEDVD)". This is a condition where the subject, for several days after a gentlemen's club binge, begins to think every other woman he sees is a dancer he saw the night before. The subject begins lookin closely at grocery store clerks, bank tellers, pedestrians in cross walks, etc. as if he has seen them before, naked. Unlike the usual male preoccupation of imagining women without their clothes on. In this case the subject is convinced he's actually seen them without their clothes on.
Bruce: "Hey, that's that dancer we saw last night, Angel, over there pumpin' gas at the 7 Eleven!!!
John: "No man, Angel didn't have a tattoo on her shoulder.
You just have Stripper Vision".
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Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
Orignially founded on June 24th at Casablanca 624 in Bloomington, Indiana, this is the biggest party of the Indiana University summer. Now a yearly event, this party is guaranteed to rock your world and you will undoubtedly find yourself in the company of B-Town's most beautiful exotic dancers. To gain entry, bring your singles and make it rain.
Charles: Yo man. Were you at that stripper party last night?
Richard: Yeah dude. That bitch's titties were fine.
Charles: Did you check out the VIP room?
Richard: Yeah, but we can't talk about that here.
Charles: Right, what happens in the attic, stays in the attic.
Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.
Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.
When you get so drunk you go dead in the eyes. Just like a stripper.
Oh yeah. She's wasted. She's got stripper eyes.