stroked

A northern Irish word for somebody being put down, or for somebody getting "one up" on the other.

Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."

Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"

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stroke

A word deadpanned by high school teachers to elicit laughs from students.

"...and can be magnetized by stroking it." *giggle*snort*

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stroke

An unsavory character

That kid is a fucking stroke

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stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

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stroke it

(V) Another term for male masturbation

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.

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stroke

The movement associated with throwing a ping pong ball in beriut.

Wow, that was a nice stroke!

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No-stroke

-A lack of performance in the bed, such as one like will johnson.
-Also used as an insult to tell someone that they are no good in the sheets.
-Also known as the "Will"

(There are signs to know if you have no-stroke)

-If you have ever thought you had a "vicious stroke". Odds are you don't.
-If you can only get with girls half your age or quadruple your size...odds are you have no-stroke.

-Damn! He just said you got "no-stroke"! You gunna let that shit slide?
-Boy your dick was weak as shit. You got "no-stroke"! Man your stroke was as bad as Wills!
-Damn she said your dick was like "will"?! You have "no-stroke"
-DUDE YOU HAVE "NO-STROKE". "Well I think my stroke is pretty vicious."
-I so would hit that chubby white chick right there...you know Imma chubby chaser...Yea thats all you can hit...real women don't want a guy with "no-stroke".

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