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Showers taken by a man that last longer than a when a woman takes a shower
Phil- "Damn how long has Frank been in the shower for?"
Joe- "He's taking a Rico Suave shower."
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1.) Noun: Term used to describe only THE coolest form of public transportation on South Padre Island, Texas, USA.
2.) Noun: A place to meet people who have had "too much alcohol and too much sun." Also, their unfortunate children.
If it's small, yellow and rolls up on four wheels, it's a Wave Suave. The best kind of bus there is.
Katia: MAN! I don't want to walk all the way to the club!
Isabella: No problem, we'll just take El Wave Suave!
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A person who flock from one person to one person in search or secure relationship that meant, if his friend die, he can easily forget and find a new one to suck their blood dried and then eventually left for newer friends. Doesn't get many girl to like him or adore him, then blame it on his long name that doesn't had a potential of being in a spotlight anywhere. A person who thought he could badmouth about other person without himself being known for the source but later tell every one himself. He thought that by stealing other people girl friend is a victory to his life when actually he is receiving a disease from his new girlfriend by unprotect sex. He thought of himself as a person who care about other when actually, wishes that they died so he could have their property because he was one of their friends. A total opportunistic. Do not have his own set of stand point but rather uses some one and divert all argue to someone instead of confronting his own problem.
Rico Suave Bandito hope he get a friend in the new high school, but every one doesn't care about him because he's a loud mouth retard who in his own thought other people are egotistic but actually he is an Egotistical himself. A person who talk all day about doing something to a woman but never done it until he was about to die and ask a nun if he could ever grab her ass. Rico was never the best child of the family and every one hated him for being such a moron in all occasion. He doesn't understand complex english and can only talk about what doesn't collide with the current events such as bad mouthing about a girl he unsuccessfully ask for number. Rico wasn't a handsome person or experienced in sexual, he uses alcohol and hidden-agenda relationship to get woman, and by getting meant, drugging them before manhandling and putting them on the shoulder like a caveman. So sad that nobody like Rico he felt the need of being in the spotlight when he achieved something he thought was great but no one give a damn anyway. Rico cried when he watch his father smack his mother face and was about to run away when his father anally molested him, causing him to become a very pathetic bitchfulness child. He thought he score big when he finally rape his girlfriend.
Many people felt sad for knowing such a shit holes who envy other people so much on what they had, hatched an evil planned to destroy other people peacefulness, a Hitler incarnation, Must be put to death.
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The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.
Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
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Suave people love to dance and have fun. They often have no friends but they don’t care. Always make sure the save a suave
Dang that suave really knows how to dance
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A hoodrat and is a really hard one to crack but once you do he’s a big fat baby. He skates, raps and sells drugs. He will break your heart into a million pieces but still plays the victim. Cannot take responsibility for anything. Always acts like he doesn’t care about anything except making his $hmoney. Gets very shy when you look deep into his eyes. He’s always highhhh, loves 90s rap like me. Very chill almost too chill. He’s got sum big juicy lips. He’s a lil bitch coz he can’t send a message without unsending. Never says shit with his chest. Body temp is always cold. Finks he’s about that life when deep down he knows he isn’t. Massive coke head. Doesn’t like taking his shirt off during sexy time. Has every single pair of tns you can get. Bitch ass nigga all over. The end.
Damn Suave should jus send the damn message.