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To start off two naked dudes sit doggy style on the bed with their butts towards you. You then turn on soulja boy crank that and wait for it to say "superman." You then stick both fists straight out and proceed to launch your self towards their assholes. Mid air your fists stick straight in and you are completely off the ground.
Me and my two college roommates were attempting supermaning when my fists got stuck in their asses when the RA came in.
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a person who is exceptionally athletic, tall, good looking....pretty much perfect.
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a) Superman is the last survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a prodigiousand catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents to Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds to beat the shit out of everybody.
b) Anybody who performs such a tremendous feat as to be declared a "superman"
a) I would bet millions of dollars that pre-crisis superman could destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong and foolishly overpowered. Those writers were smoking crack.
b) Magic Johnson is superman. There have only been a few people in the world to get AIDS and not die; but Magic does it in style.
Magic Johnson > AIDS
and
Magic Johnson style > Big Ron Style*
therefore
Magic Johnson = Superman
*Big Ron Style being developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"
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takin whatever remainder of a blunt and hitting it excessively then swallowing the entire blunt, lit and all
The cops were about to pull us over so i had no choice but to superman the blunt
or,
i got bet 5 bucks i wouldnt superman that blunt, now i got a brand new one for free!
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A sexual act characterized by doing doggy-style then ejaculating on her shoulders. Follow that up by sticking a towel as a cape thus making the superman.
Man- Bitch hold on a sec.
Hoe- Boy, what are you doing?
Man- Shut up bitch and put this towel on.
Hoe- Why?
Man- Shutup hoe It's called the superman.
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The act of lying face down, and placing arms in front of you, in a superman like manner.
No, it's not like planking.
Why would you even ask that?
What are you doing?
SUPERMANNING.
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Durring anal/ doggy-style sex. The male partner pulls out and unloads on the females back. After doing so throws a comforter over his partner and shoves her off the bed.
I performed a superman on Jessica last night. She's so pissed.
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