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While a man fingering a woman he slowly starts to crawl inside her vagina until his entire body is inside her's he then breaks out(usually through her upper body), exploding her body into various pieces and stands proud like superman.
man: did you hear what happened to beth?
Woman: didn't her boyfriend crawl up inside and give her a superman?
Man: Yeah, she will be missed
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A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.
I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.
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While fucking your stain doggy style, you pull your legs straight back and fly on her ass like Superman while continuing to fuck.
DeMario was givin Shawanda a brooklyn midget when he decided to superman the bitch and hit the street himself.
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When you're fucking a girl and you pull out and jizz on the sheets, then roll her over on it, so when she gets up it looks like she has a cape on.
Crank that Soulja Boy now Superman that hoe!
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in the middle of jizzing in a girls ass. Very slowly lift arms up mid orgasm and yell "da da da daaa!!"
my wife wants a divorce after i tried the superman
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When a blunt is all but a few centimeters long, you suck it barehandedly until your lips touch the cherry, then suck the whole thing down.
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The Superman is a new and often painful sex act. During intercourse, the female will be required to wear a cape and occasionally a heroes mask as request by the male. The act must be performed in a first, second or occasionally a third story building. It is often wise to be surrounded by soft areas such as bushes. As the female party climaxes, she is snatched up by numerous men at surprise who jump from closets, doors and under the bed and thrown out of the window during her orgasm thus achieving the superman.
Female-Oooh....ooooh....oooooh shit I'm cumming!!! Mmmm!! Mmmmhmm? What the fuck? Eh...mmm...OH SHIT! FUCK!
*Silence*
Male-Thats the superman bitch...
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