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The personification of Stephanie Meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."
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Emma Swan (also known as the Savior), is the main character on Once Upon A Time. She is the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming, birth mother of Henry Mills, and Captain Hook/Killian Jones's one true love. She is a child "made out of True Love" and that makes her have very powerful magical abilities that make her a serious threat.
Emma Swan broke the Dark Curse created by Rumpelstiltskin, to find his lost son, Baelfire.
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The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.
She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
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While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
When your friend Megan means to say uncultured swine and thinks she’s right but she’s not.
Megan: Your an ungrateful swan
Me: Do you mean uncultured swine?
Megan: Ohhhhh then what’s an ungrateful swan?!
One step further than sandy vagina. Glass is made from heat and/or pressure. If you have a sandy enough vagina and are clenching down, you would create a glass swan, just from the shape.
"Good lord, woman, if you don't chill out about it and unclench, you're gonna make a glass swan."
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v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.
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