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an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson
yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there
The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.
Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.
(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.
Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"
Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.
How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.
The owner of Sonali's curry pot. He raised Jeshuran and Joshuran by himself and is a professional gamer. He loves eggrolls like Joshuran does and likes the weapon "China lake"
Yo boy swanson here
if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe