Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.

We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!

Surgical Ballet

1) A fight, or move in which someone twirls and spins around long bladed weapons

2) A flurry of spinning sharp objects

1) -Ryan gets in a fight with Fred-

Fred: I'm about to bust your face with my brass knuckles, any thing you wanna say?

-Ryan unsheaths two chinese hook swords and spins them around in a wide range flurry, lacerating Fred and his thugs-

Onlooker1: that was freaking brutal

onlooker2: that was a surgical ballet

2) Dude1: Man, remember when the window broke behind the skydiving fan?

Dude2: yeah man, that was a freaking surgical ballet, i had to get alot of stitches

vagina ballet

Colloquial term for female orgasm.

"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"

ballet biscuits

Feet that are sickled or flexed can be called biscuits. Biscuits especially occur during petite allegro.

Look at my ballet biscuits in that photo! I need to work on pointing my toes.

borchers ballet

the action of sexual intercourse in the upright position when the male is relatively too short to reach the female's vagina; he achieves penetration by repeatedly standing up on his tip-toes

Wow, Brice, that volleyball player you showered with was tall! You must have performed one heck of a borchers ballet!

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Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

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bullet ballet

Any John Woo film, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, etc.

Woo is the master of the bullet ballet.

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