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When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."
A very small top hat you wear on your head.
Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.