get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

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They gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUG POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE OURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS

BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE WHATS WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? ROCK! But seriously, they gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off.

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I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

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take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

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take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

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Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

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lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

But it's better if you do.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

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