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You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!
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Sex position where a girl goes face down, ass up, the guy sticks his dick in, climbs on top of her, goes spread eagle, and spins around in a full 360.
I just gave Janice the meanest Tallahassee Spin Cycle this side of the Mississippi!
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When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.
... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.
A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!
How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!
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A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).
Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!
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When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
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The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina, shaking her, and drinking the resulting liquid in the form of a shot.
Can be known as the TSD
My girlfriend was down for a Tallahassee Steam Driver, but I didn't want to drink that shit.
Dude I did the Tallahassee Steam Driver last night, and I am still puking from drinking that shit.
Home Slice, I gave my ho a TSD, but it gave me a STD.
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