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A Scotsman who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the English man" including betray his own people
Today’s Uncle Tam doesn’t wear a kilt or carry a claymore. This modern, twenty first century Uncle Tam'as now often wears a suit and tie. He’s usually well-dressed and well-educated. He’s often the personification of culture and refinement. The twenty first century Uncle Tam'as sometimes speaks with an Oxford or Cambridge accent. Sometimes he is known as Sir or Lord. This new Uncle Tam'as is a professional Jock —by that I mean his profession is being a Jock for the English man.
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The sole reason for the continued existence of Australia.
Pete Rose wants some Tim Tams.
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combining a sham-wow and a tampon for all the super absorbancyness
matt:what's Ashleighs problem today?
Jeremy:I dunno, but she needs a Tam-wow>
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Has a good sean connery impression
Hi, Im sean connery- George Tam
A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."
Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.
Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams
A teacher who speaks loudly and when she yell at people, the whole floor can hear what she’s saying. Don’t stay too close to her as she has smelly breath...
A: Have you heard of Fat Tam?
B: Yes of course!!! I have more than 10 recordings!!!
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