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when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.
Upsidedown Teacup? OMG DUDE THAT SHIT IS WRONG
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Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
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When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
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Another term used for a female orgasam
"A tiny storm in your teacup girl." By the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Take the skin of your ball sack, make it into a cup. When you’re about to ejaculate let it drip down the shaft and into the reservoir you've created. Now what you do from here varies by culture, but cheers!
While enjoying the Northwest Teacup be sure to follow tea time etiquette. For example, when not at a table it is considered rude to drink from the teacup without holding the tea saucer in your left hand, while holding the tea cup in your right. Don’t be impolite hold those balls!
when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute
I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.