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vibe technician

A vibe technician is another term for a great DJ. Usually, vibe technicians are the type of DJ to get everyone at the venue lit asf. They can also be your fairy-ass mother/father and play songs to make sure you and others get laid after the party.

Person 1: Man, Blaise is a great DJ! I gotta have him DJ my party.
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!

by huracan13 November 15, 2022


National Pharmacy Technician Day

Today is actually a holiday to celebrate how awesome JOSHUA MICHAEL KAVAN is. The name is just a cover up so the world won't go insane because the holiday is that amazing. People lie and say is national pharmacy technician day because no one gives a fuck about that. So put on your party hats and celebrate joshua michael kavan is amazing day!!!!

joshua michael kavan is way better then national pharmacy technician day.

by fackfacktime October 25, 2011


Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory

The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.

by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022


Air Conditioning Technician

Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.

Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.

by SayNigger231231 May 10, 2017


petroleum transfer technician

One who pumps gas for a living at minimum wage but is also in charge of cleaning the toilets hourly with official signatures.

Mike got educated and is now an official petroleum transfer technician. Way to rise out of the getto

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017


Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."

by McHesp December 31, 2018


Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021