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Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 28, 2022


Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023


a tesco bag

a great ol tesco bag that is brilliant for using but not to be thrown away

i love a tesco bag

by l0vinq September 19, 2021