A big purple grape that has a rock collection
Hey mum, can you get some grapes from the shop? "Yeah sure what kind?" The Thanos kind
7π 2π
(Th-an-oh-s) Verb- To kill someone without out touching or touching with out any deadly weapon, but only by mind
PersonA:"I'm going to kill you*thinks of anvil*"
PersonB:"What's that in the sky,wait is that a..."
PersonA:"Yesss, you just got Thanosed"
6π 2π
When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left
21π 13π
A hottie. Heβs v strong and is a big purple boi, he also is a rock collector. I mean what more could you ask for?!
Anyone:βWho is your crush againβ
Grandma & everyone else: β oh yeah Thanos heβs a studβ
A very purple man who sits in a chair floating in space and wants everyone to do what he wants them to do, being the lazy piece of crap that he is. he also wants everything to be perfectly balanced (even though it makes no sense because people will still populate messing up the entire balance)
"Did you know Thanos is going to be in Avengers Infinity War?"
A giant, purple raisin, that's floating around in space. He also has a nice rock collection
I like Thanos' rock collection