smashing atoms

Doing the impossible;triumph;conquer

Derek: "How did you manage to pull that all-nigher and get an A on that paper?"
Colin: "You know me. Smashing atoms."

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atomic balldrop

The atomic balldrop is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the subject defenestrates his lover, and follows her into free-fall, catches up to her, defying gravity, and proceeds to initiate midair coitus.

So, I tried the atomic balldrop, but before I could finish, we landed in a dumpster. She definitely did not finish either.

Atomic Meltdown

Any person in a "management" position who just freaking loses it and starts pounding on their desk and throwing anything within reach like staplers, phones, paperweight etc.

My boss is such a dumbshit that he totally botched up the sale and lost the customer account so he had an Atomic Meltdown and destroyed his office.

atomic reprise

A comedic technique in which the performer repeats a joke's punchline so many times as to render the joke irrelevant and absurd.

The atomic reprise was first used to great effect by Andy Kaufman, subsequently popularized by Mike Myers (Austin Powers) and Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy).

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Atomic Doorbell

when you're having really really boring sex with a chick and, just to liven things up, you repeatedly finger her ass with short sharp strokes. not for her enjoyment, but for your own amusement

Tom: howda get on with Amy last night?
Steve: utter nightmare, she just lay there like a sack of potatoes, so i gave her the atomic doorbell!
Tom: good work

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atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.

Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.

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atomic finger

an addition to the derogatory act of raising the middle finger, the opposite arm is raised simultaneously while flexing the bicep to give an emphasis of strength and intimidation.

note: at times an ordinary middle finger doesn't articulate the extreme disdain one might have for another, in these cases an atomic finger is more appropriate.

The other day I saw my ex-girlfriend holding hands with my best friend, so I dropped everything and gave them both an atomic finger.