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definatly if not the hottest girl in the world, top 5 hottest. shes kindof a crappy actress but who gives a shit? any guy would pray of getting with her.
when i have sex with my wife/girlfriend, i usually think of jessica alba
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The most beautiful creature that has ever graced the planet Earth.
Person 1: That chick is hot!
Person 2: True, but she'll never amount to Jessica Alba.
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A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
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Scots Gaelic which translates as Scotland untill Judgement Day(for ever)
Albainn gu bràth or alba gu brath =Scotland for ever
Éireann go Brách or erin go bragh =Ireland for ever
Vannin go brath =Isle of Man for ever
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Alba is an ugly fat cCOCKroach she’s a poor cow and is too tall to even exist she has 200182638292019292837373738939 rolls of fat and she cheats on everyone she winks at everyone hates her cause she fat and mean and overall A FAT RAT and has a pet cow that has no legs and she rides it but it died cause she was so fat and heavy she killed shalissa the cow rip. If you have an Alba kill her in your sleep 🥰 and she killed ur mum
Yo we should kill Alba
Yeah bro good idea
Let’s kill her in her sleep
Yas queen
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-A gorgeous Girl
- Usually talkitive when you get to know her but shy at First
- Picky, but all the Cutess guys like her
-Everyon likes her and likes to be her friend
- Loved by many
-Amazing in bed & a skilled Kisser
- Very intelligent, & kind but dont mess with her because she knows how to defend herself!
- amazing personality ,very lovable
"that girl is Gorgeous !, her name Must be Laura De alba."