athletic supporter

jock
elastic band with leg straps and pouch to support male genitals

I wear an athletic supporterL: see also "JOCK"

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athletically fat

When an individual is heavy or fat but for the sake of of a sport such as football or wrestling.

"Why's that Guy so fat?"
"He's athletically fat"
"What's that mean?"
"He's fat so he can play football!"

Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

Athlete-Gamer

An athlete who uses the skills acquired from gaming to assist him or her on the playing field in real life.

The athlete-gamer used the hand-eye coordination he learned from League of Legends to help improve his play on the baseball diamond.

insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers

Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

unnecessary athlete

A person (typically a young male) who possesses significant athletic ability and takes a liking to displaying his talents at times when it seems inappropriate.

Ray: (After jumping a desk.) Yes!!!! Pumped!
Mick: Goddamn Ray, you are such an unnecessary athlete.