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Australian Handy

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.

Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.

Australian kiss

(also Aussie kiss,) v.t., v.i. Colloquial - similar to a French kiss, but Downunder

Is started getting heavy when he started Australian kissing her.

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Australian Idol

A terrible tv show which gives any1 a chance to publicly humiliate themselves in front of the hole country. The fact that most of the country watches it makes me want to break puppies necks and punch young children in the face.

"Hey did you watch Australian idol last nite" says joe
"Wtf is Australian Idol?" says jim
"You no the show with the fat chick and the guy with the afro" says joe
"oh yeah, it made me so mad that i killed puppies and puched babies and young children in the faces" says jim
"yep thats Australian idol" says joe

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Australian Mensa

Group therapy for people who are mentally ill or otherwise mentally incapacitated.

Toots had a nervous breakdown, so every Friday she goes to Australian Mensa.

After the psychiatric ward, the looneys go to Australian Mensa for outpatient care.

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Australian reds

Australian reds is another name for Australian produced red wine.

Famously mentioned by Robert California CEO of Sabre/Dunder Mifflin.

I got into a case of Australian reds... and... how should I say this, Columbian whites - Robert California

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australian gold

To urinate on a lover's butthole.

Although it was messy, I really enjoyed giving my gift of Australian gold.

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