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The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.
Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
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Two friends who are really close, like best friends, but even better.
Alexis: Your my bastfrand gurl!
Liv: OML YOUR MY BAST FRAND TOO GURLLLL
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During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
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1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
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wasted as fuck at Quinnipiac University
I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.
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Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
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When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire
That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
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