when you see a group of nasty ass hoes with extra small shirts and two bras, and their butt cheeks hanging out from their extra short booty shorts, gross glued in neon colored weave, and some nasty ass stitched eyebrows who talk super loud and and call everyone else ugly even though their the ratchetest bitches in school.
Did you see Shaniqua, Laquiqui, And Bonishaniqua? What a ratch batch.
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A phrase used to describe a folder containing pornographic images on ones' computer. Normally the most recent addition to ones' collection of such images.
Joe hides dirty pictures in "The New Batch".
A collection, usu. a series of folders, on ones computer containing recently saved pornographic images.
Dude you got to come over and check out the new batch.
n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.
Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.
"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*
The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.
Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!
A cannabis smoker who laments the mixing of tobacco with the herb and causes difficulty to those who do. They will often ruin, hide, throw-out or destroy the tobacco one has to do such out of spite. A batch nazi will often use the excuse that it is for the health of the victim but really only is concerned with the anxiety produced from lack of batch. This is shown because in the same instance this person will buy cigarettes to sell to these people because they know they are desperate. Another common trait is putting extra tobacco lodged into the bowlhead of a bong (aka a rigged bowl) or in one's session to give the victim a rush of tobacco smoke.
"Billy did you take the batch?"
"No! why would I dont even smoke batch"
"oh there it is"
"now just for accusing me..."
*throws batch out 12th floor window*
"man, why do you have to be such a batch nazi?"
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"heavy batch" is a term use to describe the situation where the amount of marshmallows in your Lucky Charms totally out-weighs the non-marshmallow pieces.
John- "why the FUCK are my Lucky Charms in the trash?"
Chris- "oh, yeah I got a heavy batch today and...well, I just was not in the fucking mood to deal with that."
John- "wow...douchebag."
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