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The act of going completely freaking out on someone.
Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"
Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".
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When you can use both left and right hand to masturbate.
In order to relieve the sexual tension, I had to bi-bate.
(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle
(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn
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1. Masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up
2. Masturbating in the morning before doing anything else
I wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up
FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY
ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY
Fuckin' hell you seen Katie bates
When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.
Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.
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(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...
That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.
Where? What guy?
Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.
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