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Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021


Beacon primary school

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.

Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*

by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022


Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011


Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020


Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 7, 2020


reel your beacon

Chill the fuck out

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!

by Beacon June 27, 2015


Beaconing

A courting act of homosexual males. The act involves stimulating his nipples until they are erect. These signal other homosexual males to let them know that the man is "down to fuck".

Gary was beaconing for me so hard today. His tight shirt made it so hard to resist. I can't wait for tonight, so that I can go to town on his meat stick.

by maawwwwwc December 14, 2018