Book

A collection of paper strips, usually bound together and labeled on the cover or binding. The strips, or pages, contain various sections, or chapters, which relate facts or a story. Generally, all topics discussed in the book relate to eachother and form a point, which is the main theme of the book. Many books relate stories, whether funny, action-packed, romantic, horrible, dramatic, etc. Some books are very evil and discuss topics boring and very fact-based. These are called School books, and should be burned.

Thomas Thames, the modern day Hitler, organized massive school book burning sessions

37👍 25👎

book

1000 hits of acid.
Somebody else posted that it was a hundred. That is incorrect. 100 is a sheet or page. 10 is a strip and 10,000 is a bible.

I used to get books for $1450.

168👍 135👎

BOOKED

Any moment "caught on tape" (pic or video) that is posted on Facebook.

That drunken picture of you just got booked.

29👍 18👎

book

An archiac form for bringing information to the masses. Consists of several paper pages with words printed or written directly on them. After the invent of computers, books where a thing of histroy. Evidently many people on the internet cannot read words with only letters in them, they MUST contain numbers and symbols as well.

OMG 1M teh 5hit |\/|07h3r fuck3r!!!11!1 LOL. Translation: I am utterly hopeless in everything I do, my friend. Ha,ha,ha.

41👍 28👎

the book

a slang term for "facebook"

I'll hit you up on the book

I'll add you on the book

I messaged you on the book

22👍 13👎

book

It's like a tablet or an Ipad but with numerous screens containing words. When reading them it plays a movie in your head. These books also contain words that can be useful for life. A person that likes reading this can be called a reader.

I read the hunger games yesterday. Its a wonderful book!

6👍 2👎

book

Something people read. Some people use them as a resource, others read them for fun, others do only because they have to. Some people think it is nerdy and uncool and boring to read hooks for fun. on the other hand, others acctually do read for fun. I personally generally don't like reading, like 90% of books i would not read for fun.

Son/daughter: "Fuck! I have to read this fucking book for Class!"

Parent: "I thought you like reading! Reading is fun!"

Son/Daughter: "No books are fucking boring and stupid and lame! I don't like reading!"

6👍 2👎