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Boston is a city in a freezing cold part of America which no one give's a rat's ass about anymore. Bitter at being the younger, retarded cousin of New York, Bostonians are incredible bitches at every possible interval. The fans of their sports teams are the most obnoxious in the world (see Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics ... hell, even the Revolution), and when these teams come to town, fans of other teams groan - not because they hate the team, because they'll be heckled by douchebag fans.
Person #1: Why is Jack such a douchebag?
Person #2 (in response): He's from Boston.
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A city in eastern Massachusetts. That's where Cheers is at. For the most part the weather is just like Philadelphia. Except a little colder.
See, I told you Boston was a little colder than Philadelphia Denise.
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1. City in Massachusetts
2. The name of a very un-awesome person.
"look that person must be named boston because he's definitely NOT awesome in any way, shape or form"
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Bean Town. The largest city in Massachusttes and New England with just under 600,000 residents in the city proper and some 5 million in the metro area. It is one of America's oldest cities and the place of the Boston Tea Party, some battes of the Revolutionary War, the ride of Paul Revere and the Salem witch trials of the 1700s. .Boston today is a major center in education, culture, commerce and healthcare. Has the most number of universties in the U.S. per-capita (perhaps that’s why Boston is so damb liberal and politically correct).
Culture: The people suck and are the epitome of rudeness. The F-word is a commonly uttered and not considered offensive or vulgar. They think they are superior to everyone including New Yorkers. They make fun of Midwesterners and Southerners by calling them hicks and hillbillies. Everyone's drunk & Irish in the city and rich and Jewish in the burbs. They cant drive. The roads are awful and meander every which way—it is VERY easy to get lost navigating in this urban hell. The cost of living is ridiculous and they cant even pronounce their Rs. Boston, not surpsingly, has the worst sports fans in of any city, especially in football where idiotic Pats fans think they have to win every game and have the audacity to throw snowballs at refs and prove to be sore winners AND sore losers in every game. When the Pats play indoor teams, they use the excuse of “created crowd noise ” even when they win—whatta bunch of crybabies. And Tom Brady is the biggest shmuck in football. He is, no doubt, a good player but is the most arrogant douchebag. No wonder this city is addicted to the Democrat party. Does the Kennedys ring a bell?
I hate Boston and everything about it.
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1) Town in Lincolnshire, England.
2) City in Massachusetts that stole its name from the above.
"Where is Boston?"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."
"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"
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worst city ever. full of scummy red sox fans who have no respect for anyone outside their city and for those who dont like the red sox or patriots (both awful teams). their accent is annoying as hell and girls dont find it sexy at all, girls with boston accents are repulsive. only nice part of the city is the historical district everywhere else is full of bums or scum..aka bostonians. Yankees rule. red sox suck. NYC > Boston.
The city of Boston will hopefully sink below sea level and take its godawful accent with it.
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A twn in Lincolnshire, England. It is paired with Boston, America. We have random saying and we talk in weird ways. For example - Computer - Copoota
The Boston in America is named after this one in England ( i think)
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