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A test for wearabilty on older pairs of shoes. You jump up as high as you can and land with full force five times in a row. Similar to how Lee killed Oharra in Enter The Dragon.
Damn those are crispy, but would u mind sending me a video of you doing the Bruce Lee Challenge?
a fart that is lethal like bruce lee.
when i was a kid, my best friends brother once bottled a bruce lee fart. he was saving it for a later time when he would need to kill someone.
i think this stuff is what they used in the gas chamber in death camps and in modern day prisons.
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After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
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Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.
Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie
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