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a beating from the love truncheon
To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!
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someone who has an excessive amount of unmaintained pubic hair; the antithesis of a brazilian.
Guy: Jesus tapdancing christ woman! I thought you said you got a brazilian wax!
Girl: Oh no, it's a bulgarian wax.
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The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.
"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
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The act of inserting your penis into a woman's anal cavity, simultaneously sticking your hand into her vagina in the opposite direction, and proceeding to whack off, ejaculating inside of her.
(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)
"Man, I gave Stacy's Mom her first Bulgarian Snakehole last night!"
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A penis that is unusually small in length, but average to above average in width
How sad your Bulgarian Sausage looks
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The act of pouring alchohol into a femal reproductive organ, as well as the male counterpart lighting the mans member on fire and then inserting into the female oraphus.
Daddy give me a nice "Bulgarian firestick"
Yes baby, but we're going to die.
Don't worry, I want you to light my puss puss on fire and kill the both of us
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When you spit your phlegm in the mouth of a girl and then force her to gargle it.
A: Yesterday while my girlfriend was blowing my cock, I felt something strange in my mouth.I didn't want to stain my house, so I just spat in my girlfriend's throat.
B: Man, you are true Bulgarian Abominator.
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