CL fuck bunny
(very offensive term): a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a craigs-hook and/or a one night stand
John Walsh of America's Most Wanted, (or AMW), would agree that with the rise of chat rooms and the perceived "privacy" of online sexual predators that comes with it, not only should every police department in North America have a sexual cyber crime unit, but it should also IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny as an undercover cop to help them solve a higher percentage of cold cases involving online sexual crimes, especially those targeting children.
Short for" Common Law Spouse" . Used to describe a life partner (any gender) that you have been with for some time in a committed relationship but have not legally married.
Let me introduce you to my CLS, Bob Smith.
Abbreviation for a Cum Loving Slut. Typically a female, but also a male, who has a passion for semen.
I couldn't believe my luck. She was craving it like Cravendale. A total CLS!
CLS is a common occurrence with young straight women being attracted to the it’s quite a contagious syndrome and can only occur in women.
with this syndrome women may find themselves buying extravagant presents to win her over (it does for a short period of time) the presents are usually
•yellow roses
•build a bears
•pandora
•alien
there is no cure for this syndrome.
day 1: My names Blank i’m straight and i’m friends with CLS
day 2:My names Blank i’m a lesbian and i have a fat huge crush on CLS
Clear Screen. A command in MS-DOS to clear the screen of your hentai ASCII art.
Dude, I just finished a great pair of tits when my mom walked in. I CLS'd so hard!
-Edgy teen, c. 1987
News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.
The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.
Closeted and Out
Plausibly Deniable Straight
Publicly dentifying as part of the LGBT/Pride Community while denying they themselves are LGBT in order to gain LGBT followings without experiencing anti-LGBT backlash and stigma,
thus maintaining a straight appearance when it's convenient or as business requires
"I identify as, well I don't identify, but I hope you make me famous"
Harry Styles is out and cl-out to chase some clout
Zoë Kravitz's Catwoman came cl-out of the closet, so she's still in there
You can totally cl-out out Le Fou's gay scene in the Beauty and the Beast live action so he can still be straight in China
Yuri on Ice? More like cl-out pretending to be yaoi